Sometimes these little snippets in the Washington Post’s Animal Watch are priceless:
24TH STREET NE, 3100 block, Sept. 18. A woman saw a squirrel in her house, but it disappeared. When she noticed a lump under her bedsheets, she assumed it was the animal, placed a flowerpot over it, weighed the pot down with books and called animal control. An officer discovered that the lump was a pair of pantyhose.