Do I have to pay extra for that channel?

Just when I was bemoaning my lonely existence, Jann and Mike showed up at my door this evening for an impromptu housewarming, with a bottle of sangria and… a Roomba! Wheeee! It didn’t take long to figure out  [more...]

I want to make a joke here, but I’m too exhausted emotionally and physically from trying to make sense of things. Just a few little tidbits, then, which you can craft your own jokes from: – Coalition of the  [more...]

Obamadon! It’s coming to eat your pets, gnaw on your children, take away your guns and force you to be healthy.