Strange… I wanna see MORE commercials now

I'm the polar opposite of my stepmother when it comes to Christmas decorations. She generally has two Christmas trees in their living room, in order to hold all the ornaments. The front yard is notable for the inflated  [more...]

I just turned on the television and some “paid programming” was on — and here’s what I heard before I changed the channel: I just whip this thing out, then I clean up my mess, and no one even  [more...]