Just As I Thought

Five, seven, five

The Museum of Hoaxes website is running a little contest for readers: create a haiku about a hoax to win a book. The haikus are hilarious:

sandwich of ham, cold,
its journey interrupted,
mama cass is full

coke and pop rocks fizz,
human head cannot contain,
mikey don’t like it

Bill Gates is so nice!
I forwarded his email. . .
Now I’m very rich!

Famous Singer Lives
Elvis has been seen my friend
Serving us fast food

Wine spills on Fluffy
Woman needs to dry her. . . How?
Microwave? Perfect!

That’s a good cookie
I’ll get that Neiman Marcus
Here’s the recipe

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