Technology to the rescue

So, I just looked out the front door and noticed that my car was wet, the sidewalk was wet, and water was all over my porch. I wondered for a moment if my sprinklers had misfired or someone was playing with my hose  [more...]

Ahem. I’m just sayin’.

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Some others that I liked:

Short Eugene Ice

Tickler Cowan Crazy

Uncle Cowan Playa Hata

G-Man R. Mo Fo

Courvsier Cowan Long

Tricky Cowan His Holiness