Well, if I can’t spend my Christmas with the guy I love, I can just bake more to take his place.

I would have made them anatomically correct, but a 4-year-old is coming over tomorrow to help decorate them.
Well, if I can’t spend my Christmas with the guy I love, I can just bake more to take his place.

I would have made them anatomically correct, but a 4-year-old is coming over tomorrow to help decorate them.
From Fraud by David Rakoff: In New England, everyone calls you “Dave” regardless of however many times you might introduce yourself as David. I’m reminded of those fanatically religious homophobes who [more...]