Because I’m a detail-oriented, wanna-be set designer, allow me to clue you in on some of the magical wonder destinations available in Willy Wonka’s Glass Elevator, courtesy of my anal-retentive freeze framing of the trailer for the upcoming movie:
- Fizzy Lifting Drinks
- Fudge Fallout Shelter
- Incompetent Fools
- Mechanical Clouds
- Orange Egg Flip
- Root Beer Goggles
- Scratch and Sniff Room
- Cheese and Anchovies
- Dodgy Accents
- Eight Till Latte Room
- Rubber Forest
- Large Cavity
- Nice Plums
- Pastry Room
- Heart Shaped Lungs
- Projection Room
- Secretarial Poodles
- Brain Aches
- T-Bone Steak Jellies
- Brussel Sprout Ice Cream
… and a few hundred more.
Gah, I can’t wait for this movie!
