One hour in my office, and I’ve already spilled coffee on my shirt.
A shirt, by the way, that used to be white with brown stripes; but this weekend I forgot and put it in the laundry with the whites, and now it’s white with red stripes.
This is why some people won’t believe that I am gay.
Oh there are a lot of guys like you, slobby Gene And your type is a lot more fun to be around.