Things I’ll miss about DC, part 1

Are they teasing me?
When I arrive at the dealership in an hour, will my car actually be there?
Or was that phone call another little mind game from the fine folks at Alexandria Toyota?

The denouement of the squirrel saga this afternoon: I decided this morning to close the damper and prevent the squirrel from coming down into the fireplace. I had a plan: she would most likely be sitting on the damper  [more...]

Ah, middle class American life. Millions of people around the world have no clean water, go without food or basic necessities, and live in abject poverty. Me? I spend thousands of dollars on frivolity. The first day of  [more...]