Things I’ll miss about DC, part 1

I dunno. I was in the shower, and one thing led to another — that sometimes happens with me. By the time I emerged, my lips had shrunk down to nothing, my face was fatter, and I looked younger. Well, one out of  [more...]

So, there I was, nominated for an Emmy. Actually, it must have been my second nomination, because I said to the ticket taker “I’m now a multiple nominee!” Strangely, the ceremony was taking place in  [more...]

State Farm, in my annual car insurance bill, is making me feel like a responsible old man — something my 16 year old self didn’t think would ever be possible.