Unfortunate dish

Listen. I’m the kind of guy who doesn’t even put his Pop-Tarts into the toaster. That’s just one step too many for me. So when I get a Lean Cuisine that requires microwaving for a certain amount of  [more...]

So, now Ronald McDonald is going to be the McDonald’s “ambassador for an active, balanced lifestyle“. This is like the perpetually chubby, round-faced Dr. Phil dispensing weight-loss advice. In the  [more...]

I have a toll-free 800 number, which enables some of my relatives to call me without paying long distance. At least, that was the original goal. In practice, it serves as an annoyance, ringing off the hook with wrong  [more...]