Just As I Thought

Bad timing

You know what sucks about living here on the west coast? When I’ve had a few drinks — the prime time for calling friends to talk about the sorts of things that you only talk about when you’re drunk — all your friends on the east coast are long since asleep, so you can’t call them lest you piss them off.
Lesson learned: get drunk 3 hours earlier.

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