
This is what my house looks like this afternoon. I like the happy stripes, it makes me imagine that instead of deadly gas inside, there is actually a few clowns and maybe an elephant.

This is what my house looks like this afternoon. I like the happy stripes, it makes me imagine that instead of deadly gas inside, there is actually a few clowns and maybe an elephant.
Say what you will about my dating history, at least I have some good stories. Tonight’s story is just one of those things you have to laugh about. First things first, in brief: really cute guy, really smart [more...]
Would you believe it? I’m 39 years old, and today is the very first time that I ever mowed my own lawn.
A lawn I own, with a lawnmower I own.
I know, your ritual of checking in on my opinions and complaints everyday was interrupted by a bad, bad disc. Bad disc! Bad! That bad disc just choked the poor little server, and no one was around to give it the [more...]