I was just cleaning my countertop with “Powerized Windex”… and my mind flashed on “weaponized anthrax.”
This is what living in the 21st century has done.
I was just cleaning my countertop with “Powerized Windex”… and my mind flashed on “weaponized anthrax.”
This is what living in the 21st century has done.
From the “what’s their priority?” file: it seems that Fox “News” Channel today covered the “ceremonial” delivery of the 9/11 report to President Bush in the lovely and fragrant [more...]
Ryan Boudinot over at McSweeny’s gives us this list: Free Zingers for George W. Bush to Use During His Debates with John Kerry. My vice president has withstood four heart attacks. What’s Senator Edwards ever [more...]
I’d claim to be laughing my [posterior] off right now, but I’m sure that would border on the kind of depravity that our esteemed Attorney General finds objectionable. So instead, I direct your attention to [more...]