Should I feel weird about watching a air freshener commercial that shows an elephant who’s married to a centipede, and thinking “how in the hell does that work in the bedroom?”
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Hah! You know there are straight people out there who are intensely wondering the same thing about us (and would never admit it).
TK
So who’s the bitch? The centepede or the elephant?