I just turned on the television and some “paid programming” was on — and here’s what I heard before I changed the channel:
I just whip this thing out, then I clean up my mess, and no one even knows.
I thought for a minute that I had tuned in the adult pay-per-view channel.
You know how you always assumed, as a kid mostly, that if you dug straight down through the earth, you’d come out in China? Well, of course, this is not true for the vast majority of us, and this website shows you [more...]
Saw this Denny’s commercial, and I realized that there is one sure-fire way to improve anything and everything. Four simple words:
Now with more bacon!
In the last years of the 1880s, San Jose built a huge light tower straddling an intersection downtown. It was meant to light up the downtown area, but was never very good and ended up in a heap during a wind storm in [more...]
