Now you know why I follow her

When I was young — oh, I’m so old now, or will be in one month — I used to make baloney and cheese salads. Stack 3 pieces of bologna then cut into squares. Do the same with 3 slices of American cheese  [more...]

It can hover in midair! It can engulf you! It leaves a slime trail!

Well, there are always a few more things to do — finish cleaning the kitchen floor, vacuum — but 99% of my renovations are finished. As I stand in my pristine, clean, and bright house I realize that it  [more...]