Is this thing on?

I dunno. I was in the shower, and one thing led to another — that sometimes happens with me. By the time I emerged, my lips had shrunk down to nothing, my face was fatter, and I looked younger. Well, one out of  [more...]

An earthquake in Indonesia; of a magnitude that, if it struck in California, would result in probably less than 50 deaths instead causes thousands. I don’t know what to say to this. Saturday was a trip to Bonfante  [more...]

Just a little while ago, I drove up the street to Five Guys for a hamburger – the best hamburgers in the world, by the way. On my way up the street I spotted what appeared to be a bird sitting in the middle of the  [more...]