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And now we see the result of the GOP’s war on civics and social studies education: “He pointed out a digital clock in the convention hall tabulating the amount of additional national debt accrued during the  [more...]

A Brit, a Jew, and a Polish guy all walk into the bar and say, “Holy crap, Romney is a douche.” (via @BorowitzReport)