Yes, I’m very interested in your “stay in bed all day” option. Please send me your free, full-color brochure with no obligation.
You may also like
Oh, hello there!
Far back, in the mists of ancient time, there existed a technology for sharing one’s thoughts, musings, memes, and other nonsense. You may have heard of it, if you’re over 40. The web log, or blog. The [more...]
April 12, 2023
Hey, how ‘ya liking that iPhon…
Hey, how ‘ya liking that iPhone MMS you were clamoring for so long? Using it at all? Didn’t think so.
September 29, 2009
Look Closer
I’d claim to be laughing my [posterior] off right now, but I’m sure that would border on the kind of depravity that our esteemed Attorney General finds objectionable. So instead, I direct your attention to [more...]
April 9, 2004
November 2, 2012