Chutzpah: this morning waiting at the red light, the person in front of me decided they’d waited long enough after a minute & just ran it.
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Tattoo of Leviticus 18:22 forbidding homosexuality: £200.
Not knowing that Leviticus 19:28 forbids tattoos: Priceless.
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I know I have to mow the lawn & pull weeds & wash clothes & wash the car & vacuum & clean the bathroom… but what should I DO today?
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