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My iPod earphones went through a 1-1/2 hour sanitizing cycle in the washer & still work perfectly (even the remote). And now they’re clean!

Hey, jerks – if your wipers are on, your headlights should be on. And it goes without saying that you shouldn’t be speeding, either.

UPS is playing hide & seek: this week I’ve found a box in my backyard over the fence, one under the porch seat, and one behind a cushion.