You know that Facebook dating ad that says “Is he out there?” I wanna reply, “NO. Now stop asking.”
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can’t get the soundtrack from …
can’t get the soundtrack from “it’s a small world holiday” out of my head now. Dear lord, what have I done?
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Great. Another retirement semi…
Great. Another retirement seminar informing me I need to save a million dollars in the next 20 years, leaving $5/mo to live on until then.
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