You know that Facebook dating ad that says “Is he out there?” I wanna reply, “NO. Now stop asking.”
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RT @BorowitzReport: This is like a sitcom with no main characters and just wacky neighbors. #GOPDebate #CNBCDebate
November 9, 2011
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I’ve had this WETA mug for about 20 years. Now it’s in shards. Should I replace it with a KQED model, or stay true to Mrs. Campbell?
July 28, 2010
RT @dorothysnarker: Thrilled t…
RT @dorothysnarker: Thrilled the Republican House fixed the economy by telling women what they can & can’t do with their bodies. Oh, wait.
February 18, 2011
