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Excellent: RT @RedCross You have now texted “Haiti” to 90999 1 million times. You have donated $10 million. $10 at a time.

A double-patty meatless spicy black bean burger is NOT the functional equivalent of a Five Guys Bacon Cheeseburger. Here endeth the lesson.

Today I discovered that the red light on Zanker at Montague is the exact same length as the Andrews Sisters’ “Rum & Coca Cola.”