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RT @BorowitzReport: Rick Perry says we should pray to God to save America, and if he’s elected I will. #GOPDebate

I can see a tiny piece of the moon chewed off… It’s starting!! Aaaaah! Run for your lives! Repent! The end is nigh! Buy bread, milk & TP!

Hey, “liberal media”: 2 state governor races hardly constitute a “GOP Sweep.” And Congress GAINED a Democrat, remember? This is no comeback.