My credit union’s online banki…

Temp hit 60 so mowed, raked, pruned and cut back jasmine threatening my Internet cable. I thought this was my day off, but now I’m sweaty.

The commercials in “Lost” are, like, DOUBLE THE DECIBELS OF THE FREAKIN SHOW AND I AM GOING
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Found a Guinness Extra Stout hidden in the back of the top refrigerator shelf! Things are looking up… now if only there was a hidden pie.