If I get married, I need a Tik…

Screw “religious exemptions.” If someone said their religion does not allow interacial marriage, would he be allowed to discriminate?

The roach coach that drives by every morning used to play “La Cucaracha” on it’s horn. Now it plays a karaoke version with missing notes.

Ah… they’re wasps, not bees. Strangely, I feel better now because I don’t necessarily have to ensure their survival…