“Is your computer protected?” asks the tweet from The White House. Why, are you gonna sell me some malware?
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RT @BorowitzReport: When I was…
@BorowitzReport: When I was a little boy I was told that by the 21st century we’d have robots, and sure enough, here’s Romney.
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