Hmm. The emergency repair to t…

RT @LOLGOP: The GOP’s goal is to NOT create jobs, and, unfortunately, that’s the one thing they’re good at. #ows

@BorowitzReport: When I was a little boy I was told that by the 21st century we’d have robots, and sure enough, here’s Romney.

I’m at my desk by 8am, but FedEx can’t manage to open until 8:30. So much for “drop off on the way to work.” FedEx ≠ efficiency.