Just As I Thought

In a mirror, snarkily

You know how you hop on the scale in the morning and you’re all happy and excited that the working out is having some effect, and then you dry your hair and it’s kind of good looking and then you say, man, I could rock some clothes today and look cute and young and hip… and then you go through the closet and try everything on twice and you look tragic and ridiculous?

You know?

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