Wannabeeeee
It seems that every morning I get stuck behind some poky pickup truck with “CAUTION: STAY BACK” emblazoned across the back. We’re not talking about real trucks, mind you, nor even F-150s. These are little Nissan pickups living above their station with caution signs on the back. My first thought when trying to pass this guy is “love how this slowpoke is pretending to be a real vehicle,” and my second thought is “I wanna put a big CAUTION sign on the back of my VW sedan.”
Bus of Personality
If you are a member of a church which owns a bus, and that bus has the name of the pastor on the sides as large (or larger) than the name of the church, well, you’re worshipping a pastor not a savior.
Warm Cheeks
I propose a new metaphorical description for morning car temps:
This was a Seat Warmer Level 3 morning.
