It just snowed on Main Street …

A double-patty meatless spicy black bean burger is NOT the functional equivalent of a Five Guys Bacon Cheeseburger. Here endeth the lesson.

It turns out I don’t have any purple in my wardrobe. But I’m wearing my periwinkle haunted mansion shoes, does that count?

I feel like giving a poisoned apple to Snow White. Maybe it’s this enormous pimple on the tip of my nose.