Left my iPhone at home today. Feel out of touch… even though no one calls me.
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RT @BorowitzReport: BREAKING: Banks Raise Fees on Same People Who Bailed Out Their Asses
September 30, 2011
"Microcharity" seems…
“Microcharity” seems to work – I’ve donated at least $500 this year at the Safeway checkout by $5s & $10s. Wonder what they collect total?
November 20, 2011
Less Interesting Person Than Romney Found in Wisconsin
Ryan: “Trillions could be cut from the budget by eliminating empathy.” More: (via @BorowitzReport)
August 12, 2012
