Monorail Red is Dead….

Hmm. Cheaper to cancel my Verizon contract & pay fee than to upgrade to iPhone 4S while under contract. Like, $200 cheaper. #verizonmath

Hotel meeting rooms are the only place you’ll find note pads with only 3 sheets of paper.

I know I seem creepy for hanging out in #Disneyland restrooms, but they are all AIR CONDITIONED.