First thing I’m gonna do when I get an iPad? Put the words “Don’t Panic” on the cover, in large, friendly letters.
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"Pay no attention to our store-bought blue jeans made by children in Bangladesh and our stylish messenger bags, hats, and t-shirts bought with our privileged parents' money!"
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