Ugh… Don’t like being out here in the world with all these PEOPLE.
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Andy Borowitz (BorowitzReport) on Twitter
A Brit, a Jew, and a Polish guy all walk into the bar and say, “Holy crap, Romney is a douche.” (via @BorowitzReport)
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