That quake was so unimpressive…

RT @johnroderick: Dear America,
being stupid and ignorant is not more authentic than being smart and educated.
Love,
The Future

Definition of optimism: the 50 year old, 300 pound, 5’4″ guy on Grindr who is *only* interested in jock guys under 30.

RT @iWatch: Despite GOP claims, U.S. health care isn’t the best in the world — but it is the most expensive, writes @wendellpotter: http …