Ugh. One of those twice-a-year…

omg, if i get ONE MORE EMAIL TODAY ASKING ME TO DO SOMETHING i’m gonna go postal. dammit, there’s another as I write this.

Seething with rage at Southwest Airlines and the insanity that results from a single delay.

@BorowitzReport: When I was a little boy I was told that by the 21st century we’d have robots, and sure enough, here’s Romney.