Crap! Day after Easter, and Ta…

Email sent around the office says a 7.0 quake due to hit today, then says “exercise caution.” Like, walk lightly so you don’t set it off?

Dear new renters across the street: hope you’ll move that 40′ moving van for the trash trucks at 6am (and so I can get out of my driveway).

Lesson learned: don’t keep your emergency Imitrex in your wallet where your ass crushes it into a foul-tasting powder.