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The joke will be on immigrants when they find out if they want to be a person they have to be a corporation. #scotus (via @BorowitzReport)
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Day 1: News. Day 2: Entertainment.
Is anyone else bothered by the instant movie-of-the-week phenomenon that so enthralls television executives? From the AP: LOS ANGELES – NBC is hurrying development of a movie about the rescue of POW Jessica Lynch [more...]
April 12, 2003
What’s in a headline?
The Washington Post says: “CBS Gets Interview, Jackson Gets Special” The New York Times says: “Jackson Says Molestation Charges Are Untrue” Reuters says: “Michael Jackson Denies Sex Charges [more...]
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