My 1 yr old phone seems so… …

Remember this: Watch out for the trailing fawns that follow their moms across the roads.

The Times of London says that
Michael Jackson?s career lay in ruins on Monday night after he admitted in a TV documentary that he coaxed young boys into sleeping in his bed.

I have only one reaction to this:
What career?

So, in other words, for a $100 fee you can go back to the same security as we used to have before the TSA made travel unbearable. Once again, they show that the TSA is just theater.