I keep wanting to use the Find…

RT @someToast Sure, the airline charges me for a checked bag, but the 20lbs. I’ve packed on over this weekend flies for free. Suckers!

Hey, compensating late-life crisis jerk: red means stop. Your Porsche almost looked nice smeared on the side of my VW.

RT @rationalists: BofA paid no corporate taxes in 2009 and 2010. Received $1 billion tax refund. Today, lays off 30,000 workers. Any que …