On the line with @att. The (ni…

Thanks to the novocaine on one side of my face, I look like Elvis when I smile.

Without my glasses, you can see my big, soulful brown eyes. You can also see the huge black bags under them. Damned contacts.

This storm isn’t supposed to get heavy for 2 more hours, yet it already sounds like it’s prying at my windows trying to get in.