Ah, 2am, my old nemesis. We en…

People are tweeting that this is the first time the moon has been eclipsed by Earth in 2000 years. Ugh. They must be Fox News viewers.

The Christmas cookie in my desk drawer is beckoning – nay, enticing – no, SCREAMING TO BE EATEN NOM NOM NOM

I see that the people in the Microsoft store are, on average, 30 pounds heavier than those in the Apple store.