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I hate that the 4th has become an excuse for morons to set off explosives at all times of day and night. Here’s hoping they lose a finger.

RT @LOLGOP: Who would have thought Rick Perry’s problem would be that he’s not enough like George W. Bush?

Ah, a new, unslept on motel mattress. How do I know? Had to take the plastic wrapper off.