Seriously, it’s already nearly…

As clear as it is that global climate change is real and a serious threat, it is also clear that some people can take that a bit far. Reality needs an advocate to tamp down assumptions on all sides.

I will wholeheartedly support, contribute and vote for the first presidential candidate who proposes the development of a massive weather-modification machine.
I’m a little tired of this cold.

Just admit it, GOP. You’re just jealous because you don’t have the balls to name your party the Christian Brotherhood. (via @LOLGOP)