I know I seem creepy for hangi…

Everytime I try Facebook it tells me I should check to see if I’m connected to the internet. Methinks THEY should check their connection.

Lost a disc in my RAID. Now I feel like O’Brien, trying to find a place to store kiloquads of data from the station’s computer core.

43 year old San Jose man bawls like a baby at “Lilo and Stitch.”