Yesterday: forgot my meds. Tod…

@BorowitzReport: When I was a little boy I was told that by the 21st century we’d have robots, and sure enough, here’s Romney.

RT @someToast: The movie Armageddon is being remade. There are no shuttles, so the meteor destroys Earth while congress argues a balance …

I don’t know what happened in my bed last night, but there are feathers all over the place.