You know how for 44 years I claimed to not be bothered by pollen? Well, my sinuses and the left side of my head beg to differ.
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did the nutrition info on the …
did the nutrition info on the pies I’m about to make. Holy CRAP.
I’m gonna make ’em anyway. Health be damned.
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