Damn. I’m out of DiSarrono….

Bizaaro world: AT&T cust svc gets an A. They found out why my order was canceled: overloaded system ordered 2 phones. 1 still in process.

Anyone know why a big military plane is taking off from San Jose airport, circling downtown, landing again, then repeating? #wasteoffuel

So, more than 90% of all email is spam. If I didn’t have a Barracuda Networks Spam Filter, I wouldn’t have time to write this tweet.