NYTimes: Real Americans, Pleas…

Listening to closures and traffic reports on the radio makes me realize: in California, tsunami is the closest we get to a snow day.

I’m wearing green AND orange today. ‘Cos frankly, there’s no one here at my office that I would enjoy being pinched by.

RT @markmorford: Remember the last time a Texas governor became prez? So awesome. Let’s do that again.